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Ol’ Wrinkly Face, and Other Nice Names My Friends Call Me

Apr 12, 2019Uncategorized

“I found your wedding song!” My friend Lauren bursts through the door with this news.

“I’ve listened to it a million times, but a Dolly Parton cover of the song came on when I was driving here, so I really listened to it, you know? And as soon as I heard the first line, I thought ‘Keely!’”

I eagerly play the song.

The first line? The one that made her think of me?

“All of these lines across my face.”

Her face lights up even more. “Right!! You! And all of the lines on your face!”


Is there even any point to having them?